When: Thursday, November 26, 2020

Where: Navy Yard/Federal Center SW

My job on this day of thanks was definitely to take note of violations and share this with all of you. I’m going to be honest, much like every other Thanksgiving, I was more focused on things other than violations, namely:

  1. Mimosas – thanks be to the hares,  Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Areola Borialis
  2. Boys – particularly our brew crew,  Schrodinger’s Cock
  3. Dogs – and their participation in solemn occasions…

The Naming of Just Coal

A South Carolina transplant, Just Coal wants to climb into your stockings. After shedding his red rocket from this morning, he sauntered into the circle in search of Bow’s peanut butter balls. Shaken, not stirred, Just Coal enjoys his grass. Just Coal once caught his pawrents wrestling in the living room and provided a sensual soundtrack. This three bagger will sit, but won’t spin. He is a proud kitten snuggler and poop connesiuer, earning him the name

As I finished off my bottle of bubbles, I floated home to settle in for a nap and a stuffing.

On – Gobble Gobble – On

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