When: Thursday, December 31st, 2020
Where: Cleveland Park (Red Line)
Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce & Sorest Rump
On-After: None, because COVID
Holy SHITBALLS! I think we can say, without any semblance of a doubt, that 2020 was the WORST goddamn year EVER! Pandemic, market crash, more wars… what the FUCK man??
Tonight we hashed to get rid of a tiny fraction of the pent up frustration and sheer unadultered rage at how badly this year has been.
And of course, just like in the fashion of 2020, we couldn’t end the year without a slew of fuckups and stupid shit that you all did on trail.
The HareRazer Son, What the Fuck? was violated for sending out the wrong address for trail start. Because of COURSE we couldn’t leave 2020 without ONE LAST fuckup from MisMan.
Everyone was violated because at the start circle, we were segregated by men and women. Look, I know we’re in a pandemic, but this is a hash, not a middle school dance!
Just Stephanie was overheard saying she cums to EWH3 more often than other kennels. Stephanie, I’m glad you’re having a good time, but if you really wanna have fun, trying running next time, because today runners SURE got fucked by the Hares!
Straight in the Navy was violated for using a barf bag as a vessel. Dude, order of operation, the beer goes in YOU first, THEN the barf bag!
9021Ho is being commended for already being prepared for the next edition of Men in Gray Sweatpants Quarterly. At beer check, he was showing off the hot new line of white jogging shorts and rocking a VERY visible semi.
And we couldn’t end the year without one more fuck-up award! The Close Encounters of the Turd Kind Award for the FRB who fucks up and leads the pack astray goes to… Close Encounters of the Turd Kind for leading the Eagles down the reverse Turkey path!
On-Thank God It’s Over-On
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind