Happy freaking new year, wankers! With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. More details cumming soon.

Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter! Find your blankets, snuggies, and onesies as we welcome in the New Year! (The blanket fort will be postponed till next year.)

Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re staying cozy and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very snuggly trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Union Station

D’erections: Exit station, following marks to the flag posts and knock-off Liberty Bell out front.

Capital Bike Share: 2nd & Massachusetts Ave NE

Hares: GeriatricMandering & Lickthyologist

Trail Length: 

Runners: 1.5miles first half / 1.5 second half (dog friendly!)

Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Ring in the new year with new trails! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695