EWH3 #1216 – Outgoing MisManagement! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 14 – Georgetown (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. More details on the rego page here!


It’s the farewell tour of your 2020 MisMan! We started the year bright eyed and bushy tailed…

Got to have a few on-afters, too (remember bars?!)…

thank you to the frat guy who bought a drink for the cute red he*d we formally know as ThrobbinHood

And came back from virtual circles with spaced-out gusto.

And unlike a millennial’s future, we can peacefully retire. Adios!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 14, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Georgetown – start at Francis Scott Key Memorial Park!

D’erections: From Rosslyn: walk across Key Bridge and follow marks to park.

Capital Bike Share: 34th & Water Streets NW

Hares: Son What the Fuck?! and ThrobbinHood

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2miles first half / 1.5 second half (dog friendly!)

Walkers: 1.1m first half / 1.1m second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) 2020 memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to everydayiswednesdayhash@gmail.com to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695