EWH3 #1221 – The Tropical Island Trail
When: Thursday January 28, 2021
Where: Stadium-Armory
Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays & Bondage James Bondage
tropical (adjective)
trop·i·cal | \ for sense 1 ˈträ-pi-kəl , for sense 2 ˈtrō- also ˈträ- \
1a: of, relating to, occurring in, or suitable for use in the tropics
b: of, being, or characteristic of a region or climate that is frost-free with temperatures high enough to support year-round plant growth given sufficient moisture
c: a term coined by two skaters in iowa in place of the words cool, awesome, or gnar to describe the pure intense awesomeness of an occurring event.
d: NOT fucking DC in January
The obvious violation is for the hares, who clearly did not understand the meaning of “tropical” or the implications of a Boogaloo…
Bondage, James Bondage sprinkled the trail with dick doodles, ensuring us that it’s just “really cold, man.”
Just Stephanie provided the masses with a bourbon blanket.
Rail Mary strolled in late, as usual. But you know what they say… better late than frozen.
Tragic Carpet Ride took the full moon to heart, channeling his inner werewolf.
Honestly, it was too cold to do anything but go home, so we did.
On – Ain’t no laws in coconut bras – On
Poon-apple Juice (h/t Close Encounters of the Turd Kind)