EWH3 #1229 – The 5th Anal Glory Days Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, March 25 – NoMa-Gallaudet U (Red line)

It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 33 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 25, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U – Florida Ave Exit

D’erections: Exit Florida Ave Exit. Start is pretty much outside the gate. You should hear it before you see it.

Capital Bike Share: 1st and M St NE – Outside the Harris Teeter on M

Hares: GeriatricMandering and Stain Gretzky


Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.9 second half
– Shiggy Level 1, dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 0.8 second half
– Shiggy Level 1, dog-friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. *Bring your Cranium Lamp!*
Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at EWH3GMs@gmail.com for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! )
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.


COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

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