EWH3 #1241: The Watergate Anniversary Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 17 – Foggy Bottom – GWU (Orange Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.


49 years ago this Thursday, five burglars were arrested for breaking into the Democratic National Headquarters at the Watergate, sparking investigations by the Washington Post and Congress that would culminate in the resignation of President Richard Nixon. It also inspired one of the most iconic films of the 20th century:

Anyway, this trail goes through the Watergate complex, into Georgetown (a neighborhood that Nixon hated) and by the garage where Woodward and Bernstein met “Deep Throat”. Hippie clothes are welcome, but leave the recording to the Hash Flash!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle. Trail is A to B.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 17, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Foggy Bottom-GWU

D’erections: exit onto 23rd Street NW, and follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24th and New Hampshire Ave NW

Hares: Special Red, Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Papal Smear, Ginger Snatch, and Mystery Hare?

Trail Details:
Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.5 mi. first half / 1 second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to B. No PI; dog-friendly; the Watergate Complex can be hard to orient – just ask the burglars – so I’ll mark it heavily with chalk. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Transportation from Rosslyn:

– Blue Franconia-Springfield 11:17 PM
– Blue Line Largo Town Center 10:55 PM
– Silver Line Largo Town Center 10:49 PM
– Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:11 PM
– Orange Line New Carrollton 10:51 PM
– Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:15 PM

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
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  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
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