As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.

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Reminders:

Guess who’s back, back again? SCROTAL RECALL
will be making their much anticipated return this week! That means that we will once again have a bag van to carry your precious cargo so you don’t have to. While there will be no access to bags during trail (including at beer check), we will provide a mug bin for easy access to your (required) vessel. Be sure to arrive early to place items into the van and to check-in with Hash Cash.

Rego Cap has been lifted!
Thanks to the hard work of our Mismanagement and the guidance of DC Health, we are able to remove the limits on our pack size. However, registration and pre-payment on HashRego is still required for now. This step allows us to collect vital contact tracing information and ensure that our Brew Crew is fully prepared to serve you delicious snacks and beverages. If you have any questions about these changes, email the GMs at [email protected]

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So, here’s a story from A to Z… 25 years ago this Thursday, the Spice Girls burst onto the scene with their iconic debut single, “Wannabe,” a song that embodies female empowerment and values friendship over fuckboys (#hoesbeforebros). Topping the charts in 37 countries and becoming the best-selling single in the world by a girl group, what us hares really, really want is for all hashers to embrace their inner spice girl and cum celebrate Girl Power. So, don’t go wasting our precious time, get your act together and rego in time!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 8, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro (Pleasant Plains exit to NE corner of 14th & Irving St NW)

D’erections: From the Pleasant Plains exit, turn right to gather in the corner.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 14th & Irving St NW

Hares: Slurpee the Big Mouth Lass, Poon-apple Juice, Burlington Ho Factory, They Blow Up So Fast, and General Tso’s Dicken

Trail Details:

Runners: 1.69 mi. first half / 2.23 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69; dog-friendly, 1 BVC (street w/o a crosswalk)
Walkers: 0.77 mi. first half / 0.93 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69; dog-friendly, 1 BVC (street w/o a crosswalk)


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A’ (.9mi). Bring your own vessel and a headlamp. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! It might be a wet night. Be smart and have fun.

Last Transportation:

– Metro closes at 11. Check your apps.

On After: Don Juan, 1660 Lamont St NW 

Specials: $25 buckets (6 drinks, mix and match)
– Karaoke starts at 9pm

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!