EWH3 #1258 The ‘That’s So Fetch!’ Trail – Thursday, October 7th. 6:45 PM @ Rhode Island Metro (Red Line) OR 5:30 PM @ West Hyattsville (Green Line)

In order to allow for contact tracing and to ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for everyone (even those who are rego’d for Hashtivus). If you do not rego in advance, you will be required to do so at the start of trail.

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required for everyone. BYO water.


Ohmigosh, Regina, we’re at it again and this trail is going to be as grool as it gets! So get in losers, we’re going hashing. Don your best MEAN GIRLS attire because it’s 69 degrees and there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining. Don’t forget to wear pink if you want to sit with us- Wednesday is our favorite day!!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link), even if you rego’d for Hashtivus


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island and V Street NE

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Burlington Ho Factory, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, I Cum in a Land Down Under and s/Kooter Kunte

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.908 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
– BVC on major road crossings and near train tracks, and bring a cranium lamp. 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on HashRego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 


When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 6:00 PM!

Where: West Hyattsville, follow marks to nearby grass

Nearest Capital Bike Share: West Hyattsville metro

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Stain Gretzky, and Just Noah

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.8 mi. first half, 2.7 mi. second half, 2.8 mi. third(!) half, 2.8 mi. fourth(!!) half 
– Shiggy: 3.69 (brief, but potent)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z’. Bring your own vessel and a full water bottle. CRANIUM LAMPS FOR SURE! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 


End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood (Red)

Last Trains Out:
– Northbound RED Line: 12:16 AM
– Southbound RED Line: 11:54 PM

On After: The Dew Drop Inn

Upcoming Events!

  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!
  • October 25 – MisManagement Interest Happy Hour @Town Tavern, 6-8PM.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

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