EWH3 TRASH #1279 – MOONS OVER MY-HANDY – SATURDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2022 – SILVER SPRING
When: Saturday, February 20, 2022
Where: Silver Spring Metro (Red)
Visitors: It’s Maryland, we’re all visitors here…
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Atari 6900, Glue Factory Gum Job
Picture, if you will, a young Poon-Apple Juice. The year is 1999 and this chipper 8 year old has returned from a grueling day of third grade. Capri Sun in one hand, TV guide magazine in the other, she flips to today’s page and lets out a wistful sigh as she checks the schedule for her favorite channel.
Featuring special guest The Virginator. Dressed to impress, his suit brings comic relief to this cartoon variety show. This is somehow not the weirdest thing to happen.
Ass Spelunker’s proclivity for non-sighted procreation leads to Late Night Driver Thru’s beaver becoming particularly incensed.
The youngest in the bunch, Burlington Ho Factory must fight the urge to drink from a bottle.
Are You Afraid of the Dark? – “Oh, thank God we have Coors Lite!” With guest star Cum Dumpling
Blues Clues –
Turkey Twat is missing! Can Steve follow the Prince to find him in time for AGM??
Any Cock’ll Do Me grapples with his new reality as he learns to control the transition from boy to tiger – and back.
Knocked Up hosts Nick at Nite.
Content with the selection, Poon-apple flops onto the couch and tunes in. Another night closer to Y2K, but without a care in the world.
On – – On