EWH3 TRASH #1279 – MOONS OVER MY-HANDY – SATURDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2022 – SILVER SPRING

When: Saturday, February 20, 2022
Where: Silver Spring Metro (Red)
Visitors: It’s Maryland, we’re all visitors here…
Virgins: None
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Atari 6900, Glue Factory Gum Job

Picture, if you will, a young Poon-Apple Juice. The year is 1999 and this chipper 8 year old has returned from a grueling day of third grade. Capri Sun in one hand, TV guide magazine in the other, she flips to today’s page and lets out a wistful sigh as she checks the schedule for her favorite channel.

4:00 EST
Kablam!
Featuring special guest The Virginator. Dressed to impress, his suit brings comic relief to this cartoon variety show. This is somehow not the weirdest thing to happen.

4:30 EST
Angry Beavers
Ass Spelunker’s proclivity for non-sighted procreation leads to Late Night Driver Thru’s beaver becoming particularly incensed.

5:00 EST
Rugrats
The youngest in the bunch, Burlington Ho Factory must fight the urge to drink from a bottle.

5:30 EST
Are You Afraid of the Dark? – “Oh, thank God we have Coors Lite!” With guest star Cum Dumpling

6:00 EST

Blues Clues –
Turkey Twat is missing! Can Steve follow the Prince to find him in time for AGM??

6:30 EST

Animorphs

Any Cock’ll Do Me grapples with his new reality as he learns to control the transition from boy to tiger – and back.

7:00 EST

Knocked Up hosts Nick at Nite.

Content with the selection, Poon-apple flops onto the couch and tunes in. Another night closer to Y2K, but without a care in the world.

On – – On

Poon-apple Juice