EWH3 #1283: The St. Patty’s Lucky Charms (™) Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, 3/17/2022 – Union Station (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 


In honor of this most sacred of drinking days, we shall gather in Patrick’s favorite color and don the symbols of the mystical charms:

“Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, unicorns, rainbows, and tasty red balloons!”

Legend claims that once in a blue moon, the stars align, and those lucky clovers find their unicorns, or a horseshoe (close enough), but your heart should get racing for tasty red balloons!

Keep a lookout on trail for the mythical Lucky Charms Leprechaun (™), he’ll be wary that you’re out for his lucky charms!

On the Lucky Charms (™) Trail, you might get lucky and score your own pot of gold, with someone that’s magically delicious (™) (or tragically malicious!) ^_^


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 17, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Union Station Metro, Christopher Columbus Memorial Statue

Nearest Capital Bike Share: F Street NE and Unions Station Drive NE

Hares: 9021-Ho, Skooter Kunte, Just Jarely, NSA

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.26 first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. Enjoy the sights and wear green!  If strangers offer you lucky charms in an alley, please do not accept them.

End Metro: Union Station or Judiciary Square

Last Trains Out:

– Shady Grove (Red): 11:52 PM

– Glenmont (Red): 11:53 PM

On After*: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill: If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: $5 Jameson Shots, $16 Miller Lite Pitchers. We will have the upstairs bar area.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • WIE is back! Back to the Future that is. April 1-3 in Ocean City. Rego Now

+$10 PITA fee after 3/18!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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