EWH3 #1285: The WIE Prelube Time Travel Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, March 31, 2022 – Braddock Rd Metro Yellow/Blue Line

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 


We are so excited for WIEEEEE that we decided to start the party early with a prelube. Travel to Old Town Alexandria and travel to the decade of your dreams by donning attire from the decade of your choice. Colonial pirate? Check. Ready to invent the fashion trend for 2069? That’s welcome too. Ready to throw all the way back to Ghengis Khan and invade Virginia? Okay, but keep your DNA to yourself or at least get consent before sharing. See you over the river and through the shiggy. 


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 31, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Road Metro, East Side. Follow marks to start.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Rd. Metro North

Hares: Lickthyologist, Cock Whisperer, Seizure’s Phallus, Turkey Twat, The Cocktease Falcon

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 1.2 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Braddock Rd Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

-Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 12:39 AM

-Greenbelt (Yellow):                 11:31 PM

-Huntington (Yellow):               12:14 AM

-Largo Town Center (Blue):      11:40 PM

On After*: Mason Social. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: You are special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Hab of the Week!

The hashers have spoken and the Juice has listened! It’s time for another happi coat order.

Coats will be $85 ($88.50 with fees) with a removable snap-in liner or $55 ($57.50 with fees) without liners. These will be the same design as previous batches, so feel free to ask others to see theirs. As these are custom items, they will not be returnable after payment. Please be sure to follow the measurement directions closely (see this weeks trail announcement email or email ewh3hab@gmail.com if you need sizing info)!!  If you are interested, please fill out the form here. We need a minimum of sixteen orders to secure this price, so tell your friends! The deadline for this order is April 15, with expected delivery in late May. 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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