EWH3 #1295: The Schitty Trail Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022 – Gallery Place (Red, Yellow, Green Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 


Do you love running? 

Do you love drinking?

Wait, we meant beer not necessarily vodka… but in any event, come run a Schitty Trail on Thursday!  

Be you a Moira,

An Alexis

A David

Or your own special schitty someone, come on out to Gallery Place and get ready to run the Schittiest Trail of the year!


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gallery Place, exit towards Portrait Gallery

Nearest Capital Bike Share: F & 7th NW

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Son What the F*ck, General Tso’s Dickens, Stain Gretzky

Trail Details:
– Runners: ~2mi. first half / ~2 mi. second half

– Walkers: ~1 first half / ~1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 (city shiggy) 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Gallery Place (Green/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Green Line Branch Ave – 11:52 PM

Red Line Glenmont – 12:08 AM

Green Line Greenbelt – 12:20 AM

Yellow Line Greenbelt – 11:50 PM

Yellow Line Huntington – 11:55 PM

Red Line Shady Grove – 12:02 AM

On After*: 618 Cocktail & Whiskey Bar  https://www.bar618.com/  If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Waiting on discounts, but we have the roof!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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