EWH3 #1299: The Army Birthday (247th) / Flag Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 16, 2022 – Braddock Road Metro(Blue/Yellow Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 


We want you to enlist yourself in trail this week and join us for a celebration of Flag Day and the 247th Army birthday! The pack will go on an Army invasion of northern Old Town Alexandria – the Port City and formerly a Torpedo Factory town. Army gear and U S Flag representations are encouraged! Pride Flag, too, if desired. Even Virginia! Or DC, since we will be within the “original” boundaries.

*Does not represent actual trail length


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 16, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Road Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Road Metro North

Hares: General’s Farm Animal, Bumspringa, Wee Willie Wanker, and Just Sheri (all current or retired Army personnel) and a possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half (Turkey option on T/E split is shorter) / 3.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Prelube:  Lost Dog for those who are content with beer, wine, glutard options; Dos Amigos for those who prefer tequila before deployment; and/or  Lena’s for those who don’t want to leave “camp.”

End Metro: Braddock Road Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Franconia-Springfield (Blue)  12:39 AM

Greenbelt (Yellow)                  11:31 PM

Huntington (Yellow)                12:14 AM

Largo Town Center (Blue)       11:40 PM

On After*: Mason Social. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: The Army is special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

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  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
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