EWH3 #1302: The Original Superman/ Invasion by Whitehouse Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022 – Rosslyn Metro (Orange, Blue, Silver)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
On June 30, 1938.
In Action Comics Issue #1 a new universe was published. A planet destroyed by forces beyond its inhabitants control. A super human child arrives at Earth and becomes Superman, The Man of Steel.
Similarly, because of inhuman debauchery and insanity White House kennel grew and expanded. Finally, some of its spawn became faster, younger, and weeknight friendly.
Yes, Everyday Is Wednesday became the kennel of The Dark and Steamy Thursday Nights.
And this Thursday, your mother kennel is invading your night. Hares Dwarfus Interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah dah dah) hare a trail that doesn’t require superhuman strength. But you must come expecting a superhuman good time.
If you don’t have a superman cape, come as any super hero or caped crusader you wish. Or, even recycle that Superhero Costume you created for the EWH3 AGM a few years back.
It’s a dwarfus trail, there may be treasures to find and redeem on trail.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, Silver), follow marks from metro to the start in Gateway Park Rosslyn
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn Street & 19th Street North
Hares: Dwarfus interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah Dah Dah), plus a possible mystery hare
– Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 F irst half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Dog Friendly, Stroller Friendly (But may need help with stairs and roots)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Is that our founding father?
End Metro: Rosslyn
Last Trains Out:
BLUE (To Franconia/Springfield): 12:24
BLUE(To Largo): 11:55
SILVER (To Largo): 11:37
SILVER (To Reston): 12:05
ORANGE: (To Vienna): 12:15
ORANGE: (To New Carrollton): 11:42
On After*: Continental. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials:Superman is special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3’s 1300th Trail
& CABIN Crawl
is July 16!
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