EWH3 #1318: The 3rd Sesame Street Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 20, 2022 – Anacostia (Green Line)


It is finally time, once again, for a Sesame Street Trail! Only this time, it’s the dark, gritty, SEXY reboot!

Hashy Day, sweepin’ the hares away

On my way to where the beer is sweet

Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street

Cum and play! Everything’s A-OK

Friendly hashers there, we’ll beat our meat

Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street

It’s a magic muff dive, every mouth will open wide

To soggy people like you! Hashy people like, what a beautiful

Hashy Day!

As homage to Sesame Street, we’ll be visiting playgrounds across NE in our search for beer. Cum as the dark, gritty, and/or SEXY versions of your favorite PBS puppets!


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 20, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Anacostia, exit north and cross Howard St

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Anacostia Metro (Shannon Pl. SE)

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, and a mystery hare!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.6 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.7 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 4.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun

End Metro: Navy Yard/Ballpark

Last Trains Out:

– Greenbelt (Green): 11:52pm

– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17am

On After*: Solace Outpost – there are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: Craft Beer and fellow hashers!


Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers?  Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer?  If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour. Specific date/time/location coming very soon! Crush a slider, have some drinks on us, and pick the brains (or what is left of them) of current members of Mismanagement about their positions. Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Not sure you are ready for MM?  Come out anyway and learn about the other ways you can give back to the hash: you can join one of the planning committees for EWH3’s annual events like AGM, WIE, or Pub Crawl, and you can sign up for brew crew.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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