This is not the greatest trail in the world, this is just a tribute!
Roper and friends invite you to show up and be a GOAT. What does that mean? Dress up as the GOAT athlete, GOAT musician, GOAT hasher, throat GOAT, or even the GOAT goat.
Maybe you are a GOAT. Are you the greatest at shotgunning beers? Finding trail? Getting lost and making the rest of us search for you in the dark because you were dumb enough to not have a cranium lamp or whistle? You can be your own GOAT. Just not GOATse, asshole.
Be the greatest! Be the GOAT! (There is close to a zero percent chance there will be live goats on trail. This is probably for the best.)
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 17, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Stadium/Armory
Hares: Red Roper, Head Injury, All Flash, Special Head Kid, maybe guests?
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.4 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
|Silver Ashburn||11:44 PM|
|Silver Downtown Largo||11:58 PM|
|Blue Downtown Largo||12:18 AM|
|Blue Line Franconia-Springfield||11:46 PM|
|Blue Line Huntington||11:50 PM|
|Orange Line New Carrollton||12:03 AM|
|Blue Line New Carrollton||12:12 AM|
|Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU||11:52 PM|
On After*: Trusty’s If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: You’re Special