EWH3 #1325: The 8th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 8, 2022 – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)


Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the eighth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 8th, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line).

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE & 8th St SE.

Hares: Head Injury, Just Kayla, & Mystery Hares

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.1mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69. Everyone loves alleys!!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun!

End Metro: Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line to New Carrollton: 12:05am

Blue Line to Largo Town Center: 12:14am

Blue Line to Huntington: 11:51pm

Silver Line to Ashburn: 11:45pm

Silver Line to Largo Town Center: 11:51pm

Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:56pm

Orange Line to Vienna: 11:53pm

On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar

      10 N St SE

      Washington, DC 20003

If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: You are special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 – rego coming soon!
  • Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023. 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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