EWH3 #1326: The Zebra Memorial Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 15, 2022 – NoMa(Red Line)


On August 31, 2021, a dazzle of zebras liberated themselves from an Upper Marlboro farm to romp around the wilds of Maryland. On December 14, the zebras were captured. However, this week, we will honor their legacy!


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 15, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa Metro – FL Ave Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st & M St NE

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Quid Pro Blow, Son, What th Fuck, Special Red, and This Little Piggy Went to the Ballsack

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half

– Walkers: .9 first half / .9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. (.8  miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Union Station

Last Trains Out:

– Glenmont (Red): 12:12 AM

– Shady Grove (Red): 11:58 PM

On After*: Kelly’s Irish Times If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: $5 Bud Lights, Yuenglings, House Wines, or Ciders.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 – rego here!
  • Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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