EWH3 #1327: The Nightmare Before Christmas Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 22, 2022 – Smithsonian Metro (Orange, Silver, Blue Line)

‘Twas the nightmare before Christmas, when all through the Capitol City

The hashers were awaiting, to get litty tittie;

The shiggy socks were worn by the wankers with care,

In hopes that St. Nickthyologist and friends soon would be there,

The hashers were nestled all snug in each other’s beds,

While visions of special Christmas shots danced in their (who said) heads

And the hares in their Snuggies, and I hoping we actually have a trail map,

Had just settled down for a long winter’s night cap,

Because your alpha hare has been traveling to the poles & everywhere in between

She missed her other favorite holiday which happens to be Halloween

So, join us for this trail that will be a nightmare before Christmas

Come as a Sandy Claws or a ghost and let’s get down to some holiday fun business!


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 22, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Smithsonian Metro, Orange/Silver/Blue line

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Smithsonian-National Mall/ Jefferson Dr & 12th St SW

Hares: Lickthyologist, Geriatric Mandering, Roll Over Biatch, Sexually Anxious Disease, magical mystery hares

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Farragut North (Red)

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont 12:02 AM

Shady Grove 12:08 AM

On After*: Recessions. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: The holidays are special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 – rego here!
  • Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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