EWH3 #1328: The Not Your Standard 2022 Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 29, 2022 – Gallery Place/Chinatown (Red, Yellow, Green Lines)

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It’s been a long year, so let’s gather for a short trail. 

Note: Due to the holiday, this is NOT a standard trail. Similar to Thanksgiving, you’ll be lucky to burn off a glass of champagne. You MUST bring your ID. Cash is highly recommended if you’d like a different drink at beer check or to tip your bartenders. There will be NO bag van OR runners option (you can always run to start).

Bring your A-game as we celebrate the resolutions that have cum and gone. Didn’t meet yours? No worries, we’ll have plenty of opportunities to cash in before the new year. 

A guide to achieving some of the Top 50 New Year’s Resolutions:

– PR the hash – This walkers-route only trail is less than a mile long. A brisk power walk will help you meet this super attainable goal.

– Be more generous – Don’t be a Scrooge! Buy a shot for one of the hares at our bar-based beer checks. 

– Support more local businesses –  Over-tip your bar staff (the ones who really keep this city moving)!

– Volunteer more/Give back to the community – Everyday is Wednesday needs more martyrs like yourself. Sign up to hare or brew crew while you rego. 

– Lose weight – Oh, hush! You’re beautiful just the way you are!

– Quit smoking – We’ll be inside for most of this trail, so no smoking allowed!

– Save more money – As a gift for joining us, your hares are providing two beers and free popcorn! Take that extra moolah and rego for AGM!

– Be more outgoing – There will be plenty of opportunities for violations. Step out of your comfort zone and speak up!

– Unplug from social media – Hey, no tech on trail. 

– Stop Procrastinating – Rego right now!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 29, 2022. Pack away at 7:00 PM!

Where: Gallery Place/Chinatown – Circle Up at Pre-Lube at Bulldog Pizza – 713 H St NW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th & H NW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Burlington Ho Factory, Dry Rub

Trail Details: Walkers Option ONLY: The entire trail is 0.3 miles.

Shiggy Level: Zero. This is a glorified miniature pub crawl. 


Miscellaneous Crap: Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is, for all intents and purposes A to A and is a non-traditional trail. Bring your ID, money for beer check(s), and (just the) tip! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Schedule of Events:

6:00 – Pre-Lube at Bulldog Pizza

6:45 – Circle Up at Bulldog Pizza

7:00 – On Out!

7:05 – Choose-your-own-adventure Beer Check (ID required) – One hash sponsored beer will be provided! Bring an ID for any other buy-your-own drinks. Happy hour until 8:00 means specials and free popcorn for all!

7:40 – On out to second choose-your-own-adventure Beer Check (ID required), with one hash sponsored beer provided! Second beer check has a happy hour that ends at 8:00 SHARP, so move fast to get those $4 drinks.

8:30 – On out to in-bar “end circle.” We will provide beer for down-downs, but you are responsible for the rest of your beverages this evening.

** You MUST rego 24 hours before the event to guarantee you are included in the glutard count. Please be considerate and only select this option if you have a true gluten allergy.

Last trains out of Union Station (Red Line):

– Branch Ave: 11:53 PM

– Glenmont: 12:08 AM

– Greenbelt: 12:16 AM

– Shady Grove: 12:02 AM

On-After: 618 Cocktail and Whiskey Lounge

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 – rego here!
  • Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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