EWH3 1334: The TuTu Trail, 2.2.23 – NoMa/Gallaudet (Red Line)

Join us on the evening of 2/24/22 to celebrate this beloved hash staple. In preparation, you may find yourself wondering….

What type of Tutu best suits you?
Have no fear! This quick quiz will help you sort yourself out in no time!

  1. When swiping on Tinder, which trait has you immediately swiping right (that’s a “yes”)?
    A. Loves long walks on the beach and deep, meaningful conversations
    B. Polite in the streets, Freaky in the sheets
    C. Older than 21, younger than 23
  2. Which of the following drinks is the perfect way to start a Monday? 
    A. A soft and smooth latte, with your favorite milk or milk alternative
    B. Bottomless mimosas, or better yet.. just the champagne
    C. 22 Ounces of anything you can get your hands on
  3. It’s time to close out at the on-after. How are you calculating the tip?
    A. Based on the quality of conversation and service
    B. Based on how hot the bartender is. Bonus if they gave me their number!
    C. 22% 

Check out your results below:
Mostly A’s – The Romantic Tutu
This garment is soft and bell-shaped, reaching the calf or ankle. While you may prioritize the wine-and-dine aspect of the evening, there’s no telling what you’re hiding below that gauze. 

Mostly B’s – The Classical Tutu
Short and stiff, the tulle projects horizontally from the waist and hip. Much like your intentions, this skirt is upfront and ready for business.

Mostly C’s – Two Two
It’s become increasingly clear that you don’t understand the theme of this trail and I really can’t help you at this point.. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP VIA HASH REGO: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1334

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 2, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: REI Co-op: 201 M St NE (Closest metro: NoMa/Gallaudet – M Street Exit)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 3rd & M St NE

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, No Strings Attached, & a Mystery Hare

Trail Details: 
– Runners: 1.69 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half /.7 mi. second half
– Shiggy: Light grass and some gravel on trail

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (<0.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: NoMa-Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 12:14 AM
Shady Grove 11:56 PM

On After*: Last Call: 1301-A 4th St NE
Specials: They’ve got Jello shots, what more do you need?
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation