Be they red and long, rainbow striped, green and smelly, show off your signature style for the best pageant show that DC has to offer!
To sign up and pay via HashRego if paying digitally: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1336-3rd-anal-shiggy-sock-pageant-february-1
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 16, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Woodley Park / Zoo / Adams Morgan Metro – usual corner of Connecticut & Calvert.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave NW & Calvert St NW (directly at start).
Hares: Son, What the Fuck?!, and some mystery pageant queens!
– Runners: 1.4 mi. first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half /.6 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (approx .5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Woodley/Zoo/AdMo
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 11:57pm / Shady Grove – 12:13am
On After*: Johnny Pistolas
Specials: Likely extended happy hour!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.