The Hares rambunctiously invite you to the White Dress Trail of Colliteral Damage and Honey Bunches of Cunt before they tie the knot! Show up in your white dresses and be ready to celebrate!
Sign up on HashRego if paying by card: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-ewh3-1337-the-honey-bunches-of-colliteral-wh
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 23, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro. Follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st St & M St NE
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Glitty Clitty Gang Bang; S&Mom; 1 if by Man, 2 if by She; Just Campbell; Spit ‘n Spin; Shetland Blow Me; and Dry Rub
– Runners: 1.7mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half /1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: .69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.3 miles to metro)]. There will be stairs on runners trail. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Last Trains Out:
-Glenmont 12:17 AM
-Shady Grove 11:53 PM
On After*: Metro Bar
Specials: Stay tuned…
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.