EWH3 #1358: The Sixth Anal Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Trail – June 15, 2023 – Waterfront Metro (Green Line)

School’s out! It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool party this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

For the sixth(?!) year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1358

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 25, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Waterfront Metro – Follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & M St SW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, General Tso’s Dicken, Dry Rub, Schrodinger’s Cock, & maybe a mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.6 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2  mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69 – This trail has the potential to get you wet!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes/clothes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard-Ballpark

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave   12:18 AM

Greenbelt      11:52 PM

On After*: Atlas Half Street Tap Room

Specials: Sources say we will not be the only r*nning group there. Be prepared for a West Side Story-style dance battle. 

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.