Like climate change, the people in charge noticed this problem way too late (that they didn’t have a hare assigned to this trail). Like climate change, the solution is simple. Like solving climate change, the hares are hard. Like advocates for climate change, the hare has been bitching for more than twenty years with nobody listening. So come out on Thursday to recycle lite beer into urine and recycle this trail from years ago.
The hares will be taking down your guesses on what date this trail originally occurred. Price is Right rules, prize for the winner.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 27, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: U Street Metro (Green Line), Use the 10th St/African American War Memorial exit!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Across the street from the Metro
Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, USPS, SAD
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Green Line to Branch Ave.: 11:41pm
Green Line to Greenbelt: 12:27am
On After*: Midlands Beer Garden
Specials: You’re special.