EWH3 1370: The 7th Anal Face/Off Trail!, August 10, 2023, Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center (Green/Yellow)

Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!

Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…

Stain Gretzky

The Cumburglar! and Poon-apple Juice

Texas Hold Him!

General Tso’s Dicken…?!

and of course…

Schrödinger’s Cock!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1370.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 10, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Convention Center / 7th & M St NW

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Screaming Pussy, Just Whitney, No Strings Attached, General Tso’s Dicken

Trail Details: 
– Trail lengths TBA
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (Mt Vernon Square Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Mt Vernon Square (Shaw/Howard also works)
Last Trains Out: Use your handheld computer

On After*: Ivy and Coney
Specials: …it’s Ivy and Coney
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.