Hey Barbie!! Get ready to sparkle, sprint, and unleash your inner Barbie and Ken because National Glitter Day is around the corner, and we’re taking shimmer and shine to a whole new level! Embrace the glittery goodness as you run through the sparkliest of trails in the sparkliest of cities—Crystal Shitty. And even if glitter’s not your thing and you don’t want the “glerpes” just remember that you are “Kenough” just the way you are! So cum on out and show the world that pizzazz is the only way on Glitter Day! Now lace up those sparkly kicks, strike a pose that’d make the dolls envious, and let’s hit Crystal Shitty’s streets . So come on Barbie let’s go party as we leave a trail of sparkle that’d impress even a sneezing unicorn. Ready, set, glitter on on!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 24, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 18th St & S. Bell St.
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, GFA, KU, Lickthyologist Naughtya Cumandeatme, USPS, Vagina is for Lawyers
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 walkers, 2.69 runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo: 11:46pm
Blue to Franconia-Springfield: 12:25am
Yellow to Huntingdon: 12:11am
Yellow to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center: 11:38pm
On After*: Freddie’s
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.