A decade ago, on a warm moist September evening, Hurricane Cuntrina introduced her virgin, then “Just Nikki”, to hashing. The shenanigans began with an Anything but Clothes trail, progressed to twinkle juice and a naming, and the evening concluded with epic karaoke at Recessions. This week, Lickthyologist and a crew of 80s baby hares will all be celebrating their 10 year analversaries of hashing with Everyday is Wednesday! Don your best old school or 80s baby attire or come as you are and join us as we look forward to another decade of good bad decisions!
A Few Gems From the 2013 Hash Flash Vault, In No Particular Order:
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 7, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place Chinatown, on 7th St in front of the National Portrait Gallery
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW
Hares: Lickthyologist, Hurricane Cuntrina, Schrodinger’s Cock, Head Injury, You Can’t Handle the Poop
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .9 mi first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.169 mi to metros). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont (Red) 12:02 AM
Shady Grove (Red) 12:08 AM
Ashburn (Silver) 12:05 AM
Downtown Largo (Silver) 11:58 PM
Blue Line Downtown Largo (Blue) 12:00 AM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:58 PM
New Carrollton (Orange) 11:56 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 12:09 AM
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.