EWH3 #1379: The Long, Hard, and Suspiciously Straight-ish Trail – Thursday, October 12, 2023 – Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line)

EWH3 #1379: The Long, Hard, and Suspiciously Straight-ish Trail – Thursday, October 12, 2023 – Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line)

Imagine laying a trail that’s so long in length that you question what you previously thought was “long”. Or a trail so hard that you question if your last lover really did love you. Or one that’s so straight that you feel like you’ve gone back into the closet.

That’s how I, Coco, felt when I made this yesterday! Cheers!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1379

When: Thursday, October 12, 2023. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro

Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, Tumey McBoatface, Burlington Ho Factory, Vagina is for Lawyers

Trail Details

Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.3 mi second half

Shiggy Level: 2.69 for Runners, 0.69 for Walkers

Miscellaneous Crap: is A to Z (0.3 miles to Farragut North, 0.4 miles to Farragut West) Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

Last Trains Out of Farragut North.

Last Trains Out of Farragut West. 

On After*: 

Recessions

1823 L St NW

Specials: You’re special and so am I. Karaoke all night!