EWH3 #1384: Crawl Out through the Fallout, Baby!, November 16, 2023, Crystal City Metro Station (Blue and Yellow Lines)

From the makers of Vault 69 and Fisto, this week your hares have a very S.P.E.C.I.A.L. trail for you. Run through a dystopian hellscape in an area controlled by all powerful defense contractors intent on convincing the American government they need to spend trillions to survive WWIII! Also, we’ll have some fictional video game stuff too. So suit up your power armor, strap-on your Pip-boy, and cum on out to our post-apocalyptic themed trail inspired by the Fallout video game series! Wear your favorite Fallout or videogame themed apparel, or show up as your favorite NPC!  Raider? Ghoul? Supermutant? Show us what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L.! 

Hope you brought your Radaway! “Toxic goo” will light the way to a bomb-tastic reward (beer!). We’ll have just enough shiggy to make you wish for a nuclear winter, so bring your own wasteland survival gear and a dry vault suit to change into.


YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARDhttps://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1384

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 16, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro (Blue and Yellow Lines), follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro

Hares: Just MJ, Vagina is for Lone Wanderers, Bipolar Yao guai

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Radiation Exposure: 7.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line Downtown Largo: 11:46 PM

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield: 12:26 AM

Yellow Line Huntington: 12:11 AM

Yellow Line Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center: 11:38 PM

On After*: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant, 555 23rd St S, Arlington, VA 22202

Specials: We are all S.P.E.C.I.A.L! Join us for karaoke! 

Free bottle caps if you sing something off the fallout soundtrack! 😉

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.