***********NOTE SPECIAL START TIME: TRAIL IS AT 11AM **********
This is the anal Thanksgiving Day trail. Come help us celebrate the day the natives shared food with starving colonists before they were all slaughtered and rounded up on the sh*tiest pieces of land.
Do not expect this to be a long drawn out affair. We keep it short and to the point. As the fairest member of your hare team has so perfectly explained this in the past, “you will not burn off the calories of one scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!” If you want to get a nice, sweat breaking R word, we suggest you do it on your own, before or after trail. (Or is this finally the year the hares make good on their threats, get their acts together, and lay an actual trail???)
We will have plenty to drink, including our famous Wild Turkey shots.
We do not serve anything before 11AM, so if you arrive early, BYOB. DC weather is fickle and might be cold, so don’t forget those smallpox blankets to keep warm!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1385).
When: Special Start time of 11AM!!!! Thursday November 23, 2023
Where: Rosslyn Metro (Blue, Orange, Silver Lines): Exit on the east side, Moore St head to the parking deck above The Continental
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn St & 19th St North
Hares: Please Step Away from the Wild Turkeys and friends!
Miscellaneous Crap: Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: If you’re still at the hash when the metro stops running that is on you. We start at 11 A.M. you animals
Last Trains Out: Again, this shouldn’t be a problem.
On After: Top of the parking garage until we run out of booze.
Specials: This whole trail is special!