EWH3 #1387: 9th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail, December 7, 2023, Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the ninth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1387.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 7, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines).  Follow marks to start (across Pennsylvania Ave. from the Metro entrance)!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th & Pennsylvania Ave. SE

Hares: Head Injury, Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go, Mystery Hares

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Avenue Metro

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line – Largo: 12:18pm

Blue Line – Franconia Springfield: 11:39pm

Orange Line – New Carrollton: 12:20pm

Orange Line – Vienna: 11:49pm

Silver Line – Largo: 12:11pm

Silver Line – Ashburn: 11:46pm

On After*: Trusty’s!

Specials: You are special.*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.