EWH3 TRASH #1397 – GO FLY A KITE!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 8, 2024

Where: Eastern Market

Hares: Finger Dicken Good, Whoregon Trail, Geriatric Mandering, I’m Tho Thor, and Red Vag of Courage, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Violations

• Atari 6900, arriving late to trail, drove past the hash and barked so loudly from his window that it set off Just Sawyer’s & Just Finn’s shock collars from over a dozen feet away.
• Just Kyle was called out for pointing with his finger on trail. A lot of people say this is excusable as a newer hasher, but I would argue that , as he’s new here, we don’t know necessarily know where that thing has been.
• Several people gave into their carnal desires on trail:
  • These Are The Tits You’re Looking For walked vagina-first into a bollard.
  • Several hashers, who will now be referred to as “The Trash Pandas” spent some time digging through a pile of trash at End. Allegedly, they exclaimed that they were “looking for hardware”, which is understandable considering the company they were in.