EWH3 #1400: THE BEER OLYMPDICKS TRAIL!!! – SATURDAY February 24, 2024 – Potomac Ave (Orange, Silver, Blue)

Get ready to celebrate our kennel having hashed 1,400 times by getting down and dirty with hops and suds at the drunkest Olympics event of the year! Alex Rodriguez had HGH, Lance Armstrong had Testosterone, and Barry Bonds had his famous anabolic steroids. Now it is our turn to explore the world of sports using every hasher’s favorite performance enhancing beverage: Beer! Join us for a wild day of competition, where teams will battle it out in epic challenges like keg stands, beer pong, and other beer themed events. It’s time to show off your chugging skills, and overall alcoholic prowess, so don your drinking track suit, lace up your drinking shoes, and get ready to guzzle your way to glory at the ultimate Beer Olympdicks!

In order to ensure maximum performance by our hash olympians, food will be provided! Note any dietary restrictions when you rego. The deadline for notifying us of restrictions is Thursday, February 22, so rego early!

PLEASE NOTE – THE RAIN DAY FOR THIS EVENT IS MARCH 2ND.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (link).

When: 12:45 PM Saturday, February 24, 2024. Pack will be away right at 1:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Ave Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac & Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Tumey McBoat Face, & How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck?

Hash Cash: $35 in advance, $40 at the door – Rego includes drinks, snacks, games, and a light dinner. 

Trail Details: 

– Walkers: 1.0 mi 

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (1 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a competitive spirit, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out: We will be done when the sun is still out lol

On After: Trustys

Specials: It’s Trustys, my guy.