EWH3 #1405: The First Anal Anythingaversary Trail, March 28, 2024, Brookland-CUA (Red Line)

Welcum to the First Anal Anythingaversary Trail!  For your alpha co-hares, it’s the 1st Analversary of our White Dress Run, but we don’t want to limit this trail to our celebration, we want to celebrate all of the things!  Pick anything you wouldn’t ordinarily, or haven’t but would like to, celebrate as an anniversary and bring that joy to trail!  

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 28, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Brookland Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th & Monroe St NE

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Honey Bunches of C*nt, Geriatricmandering, Son, What the F*ck!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.75  mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Brookland Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, a full water bottle, and something to celebrate. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Brookland 

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:19 AM

Shady Grove – 11:51 AM

On After: Brookland Pint

Specials: You’re Anythingaversary!