EWH3 #1406: It’s Just Beach, April 4, 2024, Eastern Market Metro (Blue, Orange, Silver Lines)

Hares needed May 2 & May 16! Email the Hare Razor to claim the date! 

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Are you tired of your day job? Can’t wait for WIE this weekend? Well, start your weekend early, be like Ken, and make beach your job until Monday morning! Come on trail in your best beach or Ken attire thirsty for some sweet golden nectar!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 4, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & North Carolina Ave SE

Hares: Ruth Masturbader Ginsberg, Sir Lancelittle, Tuneless

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5/2.3
– Walkers: 1.45/1.3
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (Navy Yard). Bring a cranium lamp, vessel, thirst for our favorite beverage, surfboards and sunnies! Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard – Ballpark
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave 12:18 AM
Greenbelt 11:52 PM

On After: The Big Stick
Specials: Beer Buckets – Buy any 5 of the same bottles/cans for the price of 4!