EWH3 #1411: Reality TV Adventure and Spill the Tea Hash Trail, April 18, 2024, Federal Center SW (*Blue/Orange/Silver*)

Calling all Real Hashwives! Welcome to the ultimate Reality TV Trail, where hash meets the thrill of your favorite reality shows! Immerse yourself in the excitement and drama of the small screen’s biggest hits, from Big Brother to Chopped to The Bachelor. Whether you’re vying for victory or villianhood, every step brings you closer to influencer fame. Channel your inner Amazing Race contestant as you solve checks, form alliances, and race against your need for beer. Brace yourself for a Fear Factor shot check, a spill the tea end circle, and reunion episode you can’t miss at the On-After. 

So gather your tribe, don your buffs, and get ready to compete in true reality show style- or just commit white collar crime. Will you accept this beer?


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 18, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Federal Center SW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & E St SW

Hares: Vagetarian, Jebutante, Crocs On-Crocs Off, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Poon-apple Juice

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.26 mi. first half / 2.27 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.47 mi first half / 1.30 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (0.5 mi to Archives-Navy Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro or 0.4 mi to Judiciary Square). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Archives-Navy Memorial-Penn Quarter

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave- 11:52 PM

Greenbelt- 12:16 AM

Huntington- 12:00 AM

Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center- 11:49 PM

End Metro: Judiciary Square

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont- 12:10 AM

Shady Grove- 12:00 AM

On After: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill (233 2nd St NW, Washington, DC 20001)

Specials: Green Tea shots on Vag for those who spill good tea at the reunion episode.