EWH3 #1413: May the Beer Be With You – A Star Wars Story, May 2, 2024, Rosslyn (Orange/Silver/Blue)

It is a period of civil sobriety in the district. A brave alliance of underground freedom drinkers has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MUGGLE EMPIRE.

Striking from a bar hidden among the billion shiggy of the galaxy, rebel hashers have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Imperial Beerfleet. The EMPIRE fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more kennels into the rebellion, and Imperial control over the district would be lost forever.

To crush the rebellion once and for all, the EMPIRE is constructing a sinister new brew station. Powerful enough to destroy an entire liver, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of hashing.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 2, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gateway Park,1300 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA 22209 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St N & Ft Myer Dr 

Hares: Jedi Knights Dry Rub & Vegetarian (Consular), Atari 6900 (Nerf Hurder)

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.45 mi. first half / 2.45 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.8 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 4.69


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A (1 block to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro:
Rosslyn Metro

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn 12:09 AM

Blue Line to Downtown Largo 11:55 PM

Silver Line to Downtown Largo 11:53 PM

Franconia-Springfield 12:16 AM

New Carrollton 11:51 PM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:13 AM

On After: Continental Pool Lounge

Specials: These are not the Deals you were looking for…