EWH3 #1413: May the Beer Be With You – A Star Wars Story, May 2, 2024, Rosslyn (Orange/Silver/Blue)

It is a period of civil sobriety in the district. A brave alliance of underground freedom drinkers has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MUGGLE EMPIRE.

Striking from a bar hidden among the billion shiggy of the galaxy, rebel hashers have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Imperial Beerfleet. The EMPIRE fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more kennels into the rebellion, and Imperial control over the district would be lost forever.

To crush the rebellion once and for all, the EMPIRE is constructing a sinister new brew station. Powerful enough to destroy an entire liver, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of hashing.


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 2, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gateway Park,1300 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA 22209 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St N & Ft Myer Dr 

Hares: Jedi Knights Dry Rub & Vegetarian (Consular), Atari 6900 (Nerf Hurder)

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.45 mi. first half / 2.45 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.8 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 4.69

Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A (1 block to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro:
Rosslyn Metro

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn 12:09 AM

Blue Line to Downtown Largo 11:55 PM

Silver Line to Downtown Largo 11:53 PM

Franconia-Springfield 12:16 AM

New Carrollton 11:51 PM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:13 AM

On After: Continental Pool Lounge

Specials: These are not the Deals you were looking for…