EWH3 #1414: Tin Foil Hat Trail, May 9, 2024, Huntington (Yellow Line)

Was the moon landing faked?

Did Paul McCartney die back in 1966?

What’s the deal with Area 51? 

Was the JFK assassination an inside job? Is the earth really flat? What’s really stored at Fort Knox?

The list of things the government is lying to us about is, quite possibly, endless. Or maybe it doesn’t exist at all. Cum join us to find out once and for all at the first Tin Foil Hat Trail!

Dress up as your favorite conspiracy theory, or wear a homemade tin foil hat to protect your brain from mind control. We’ll be hashing somewhere in between the Pentagon and Fort Belvoir, so it’s important to keep the government from accessing your innermost thoughts. There will be restorative elixirs (aka booze) hidden along the way for sustenance if your mind begins to feel weak.

No matter what we find out about aliens or how many UFOs we spot, there will be trail, there will be shots, there will be beer, and there will be chili at end circle, so you can’t go wrong.


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 9, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Huntington Metro parking garage (follow marks to start from Huntington Avenue exit)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eisenhower Ave & Mill Race Ln (1 metro stop away)

Hares: Just Victoria, Vagina is for Lawyers, Naughtya Cum n eat me

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, your metallic cranium safety cover, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Huntington

Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center – 11:25 PM

On After: 2 Jefes (2249 Huntington Ave)

Specials: You’re special.