EWH3 #1415: The Let’s Make a Racket Trail, May 16, 2024, Braddock Road (Blue/Yellow Line)

Dust off your racket, don your tennis whites (as if any of you deserve to wear white), and get ready to ace this trail! Your hares are serving up a short trail to celebrate the upcumming French open, complete with beer, balls, Battlestar Galactica. Whether you want to spend your beer check grand-slamming beers or making love-love connections, the hares guarantee you’re going to get smashed!*

*Note: EWH3 does not guarantee sexual favors or minimum BAC.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 16, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Road, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Road Metro North

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Whoriana Trench, Jeb!utante, Dry Rub, & a Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69 (yes, you’ll have to run on dirt)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your vessel, some balls to fondle, bug spray/sunglasses to keep the gnats out of your face, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Trail is dog friendly, with tennis balls to chase! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Braddock Road

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo – 11:38 PM

Franconia Springfield – 12:34 AM

Huntington – 12:19 AM

Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center – 11:30 PM

On After: T.J. Stones

Specials: Discounted wings and hundreds of beers to choose from!