EWH3 #1416: Hash Heist! WH4 on the Run, May 23, 2024, Benning Road (Blue/Silver) NOTE: IT IS STILL DC!

– URGENT – Hares Needed NEXT WEEK – May 30! Email the Hare Razor to sign up. Need a location? Maps? Theme? We can help with that!

^{Get ready to travel back to May 23, 1934, for a hash you won’t forget! Imagine waking up in the Great Depression, swiping a slick Ford V8, and hitting a bank with your partner-in-crime riding shotgun. But here’s the twist: the law had a sneaky plan! They set up a roadblock, ambushed Bonnie and Clyde, and ratatatatatat! The party ended in a flash. But fear not! While Bonnie and Clyde’s wild ride definitely hit a roadblock, their legend lives on! So dust off those vintage 30s threads or generic bank robber attire, grab your money bags, and get away like it’s not 1934!}

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YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 23, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Benning Road station, which is just one stop further from Stadium Armory! It isn’t in Maryland! Follow marks to start.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JFJshwGAzEYiMR969

Near the metro and Shrimp Boat Plaza

Hares: Special Red, Dingle All the Way, Just Kyle, and Screeching Eargasm

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.69 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half

– Shiggy: runners 1.69 / walkers 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (1 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

Silver, Ashburn: 11:49 PM

Silver, Downtown Largo: 12:14 AM

Blue, Downtown Largo: 12:18 AM

Blue, Franconia-Springfield: 11:42 PM

Orange, New Carrollton: 12:12 AM

Orange, Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 11:51 PM

On After: Trusty’s

Specials: Special Red is special!