EWH3 #1417: Bear or Bare, May 30, 2024, Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line)

Do you want to know when the next bear sighting in D.C. will be? Perhaps you want to know why millionscitation need of women would rather take their chances with a wild bear than the average Joe Rogan listener. Maybe you’d just like to know which of your friends you can outrun, since both of you can’t escape a grizzly’s top speed of 35 mph (which is only slightly slower than Bipolar Bear’s top speed when nearing a shot check). Well we have answers to all these questions, and more you didn’t even want! 

Approximation a certain hare the day after this trail


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 30, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Capital Bikeshare: Woodley Park Metro / Calvert St & Connecticut Ave NW, across from the Chipotle

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Seabear Slayer, Bearfucker, Throbbin Bear

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half /2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: .969 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half, dog/bear friendly

– Runners Shiggy: 3.69 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A ( mi to .3 miles to Admo Metro). Bring the Bear Necessities – your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont 11:57 PM

Shady Grove 12:13 AM

On After: Town TavernSpecials: Give the bear vodka and no one gets hurt