EWH3 #1422: SPECIAL TIME 1:00 PM! – The Independicks Day Trail, July 4, 2024, Greenbelt (Green Line)

Note that this week’s trail is at 1:00 PM! In order to ensure we have enough tasty treats for all, please rego ASAP even if you are paying cash! This will allow our host to purchase grilling items. Feel free to bring along sides or snacks to snare! 

Attention all red-blooded Americans and god-hating communists alike! This fourth of July, EWH3 kindly invites you to celebrate one of America’s greatest pastimes: getting day-drunk with your friends at a house in the suburbs! Join us for a beer-soaked extravaganza where the red, white, and brews flow freely.

We’ve got coolers stacked higher than Lady Liberty’s torch, and enough grilled goodies to make Uncle Sam blush. So grab your stars and stripes, leave your inhibitions at home, and come celebrate ‘Merica with us in the most hop-tastic way possible! Let’s make this Independence Day a frothy, fun-filled fiesta to celebrate our independence from sobriety, where every hasher is entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of drunkenness!

Make sure you stay for a very special naming for our brand new van! After all there’s nothing more American than combining our passion for alcohol with our love for the automobile! 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 1:00 PM Thursday, July 4th. Pack will be away right at 1:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Greenbelt Metro (West exit, follow marks)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 2.2 miles to Greenbelt Station Pkwy

Hares: How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck, Burlington Ho-Factory, Just Desi

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.4 mi.

– Walkers: 0.7 mi  

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.7 mi to Greenbelt Metro). Bring your own vessel, a suit for the hot tub (or not), a camp chair to sit in, snacks to share, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Greenbelt

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 11:26 PM

On After: PSA’s House!

Specials: Hot dogs and hamburgers, hot tub time, BYO chair!