EWH3 #1423: The 4th Anal Spice World Trail!!!, July 11, 2024, Cleveland Park (Red Line)

Are these dog days of summer getting you down? Have you been feeling dull and drab lately? Well get ready to spice up your life with a little girl power!! 28 years ago this week, the Spice Girls released their hit single “Wannabe” and solidified themselves as the best selling girl group of all time. There’s no better way to celebrate these icons than slamming your body (and some beers) down and winding it all around! So if you really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah, get your act together, and rego in time!


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 11, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro – Follow Marks to Start*

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave. NW and Macomb St. NW

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Jeb!utante, Son What the Fuck, Poon-apple Juice, and How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.30 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.60 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (1.1 mi to Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro – GREEN LINE). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Georgia Ave-Petworth (GREEN LINE)

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 11:41pm

Greenbelt – 12:27am

On After: Lyman’s Tavern

Specials: Natty Bo’s for $4, what else could you possibly need?