EWH3 #1427: The 2nd Anal Metalhead Trail, August 1, 2024, Potomac Ave (Blue/Silver)

It’s time to dust off those old band t-shirts and battle vests for the 2nd Anal Metalhead Trail! Cum drink blood and worship Satan…uhh I mean…have a lovely run through town…with your favorite (teenage) dirtbags!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 1, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Ave (Blue/Silver)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac & Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Screaming Pussy, Sexually Anxious Disease, Sloppenheimer, Immoral Support, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.75 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.7 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:43 pm

Downtown Largo (Blue): 12:11 am

Downtown Largo (Silver): 12:14 am

Ashburn (Silver): 11:50 pm

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:54 pm

New Carrollton (Orange): 12:10 am

On After: Trusty’s – We’ll have tables reserved on the upstairs patio

Specials: This isn’t a ska trail, we’re not listening to The Specials