EWH3 #1432: Karma is a Guy on the Chiefs Trail, September 5, 2024, King Street (Yellow/Blue Line)
Announcements:
– Hares needed for trails in September & October! Email the hare razor to claim your date! Need help with maps, announcements, or locations? Just ask!
– Save the Date for EWH3’s 2025 Anal General Meeting on January 11. Interested in joining the team for next year? Reach out to the GMs or attend our Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour (date to cum!)
– September 26 will be Scrotal’s Last Ride! Join us in sending our beloved van off with a bang (Legally, I need to tell you that this not a literal statement)
And now for your regularly scheduled programming…
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Are you ready for some football?!?
The new NFL season officially kicks off tonight at 8:20 PM when the Baltimore Ravens take on the Kansas City Chiefs, and you all know what that means — Taylor Swift sightings on national TV!
Whether you’re more a fan of football and CTE or Taytay and the Eras Tour, cum join us for a pavement-pounding tour of Old Town/Huntington.
Wondering what to wear? Well that depends on which side of the Great American Dichotomy you fall on: Wear the jersey of your favorite NFL team or put on your best Eras Outfit. Or somehow wear both?! It’s up to you to decide.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 5, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: King Street Gardens Park (King St Metro–yellow/blue lines)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: King St Metro North / Cameron St
Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Pussy Has Defects, Whoriana Trench, and Ruth MBG
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.8 mi. first / 2.5 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.6 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.6 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Huntington Metro (Yellow Line)
Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center – 11:25 PM
On After: 2 Jefes (2249 Huntington Ave)
Specials: You’re special.