EWH3 TRASH #1433 – PSL 2024

When: Thursday, September 12, 2024
Where: Foggy Bottom-GWU
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Green Eggs and Nam, George Stuffedanoctopus, No Strings Attached, Vagetarian
Virgins: Just Becca & Just Andrew

In the E-Dub Hashing System, pumpkin-spiced trails are considered especially heinous. In Washington, D.C. the dedicated hashers who brave these trails every year are members of an elite squad known as masochists.
These are their violations.

• It wouldn’t be a PSL trail without a shitty trail, so let’s here about all the ways the hares kept our traditions alive:
  Alpha-Hare Poon-Apple Juice was violated for planning walkers trail to go through low hanging branches immediately after shot check, which is not a great combo, but also wasn’t the bush I would have preferred to be wading through.
• Vagitarian was called out for, at one point on walkers trail, asking her fellow hashers: “Where are we going”. It was only after a moment that they realized she was their walker hare.
  Chuck Fuck kicked the trail’s chaos of with a bang, asking “Who’s this fucking loser?” as we passed a random muggle on the street. Apparently, he intended to ask about the statue behind the guy, but personally I doubt the believability given that it was a stone statue and not made of wood.
• His chaos continued when he later referred to Vag Law as “Principal Vagina” in front of a group of school children.
• Immoral Support decided to add some spice by committing some exhibitionism, and popping his cheeks as he ran past the walkers. Passers-By reported that it was the second brightest moon on trail.
• Just Becca and Andrew found themselves right at home on their first trail, Becca by keeping up with the front of the runners’ pack, and Andrew by inserting the chaos of vanishing into to social interactions and leaving his wife alone.