EWH3 TRASH #1434 – TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY #5
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 19th, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Anacostia Metro Station
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Anacostia Metro
Hares: Captain Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and his band of merry wenches, Screaming Pussy, Whoriana Trench, Shamrock Your Cock, and Field of Creams!
Violations
- Our new Private, Just Ann, was cummendated for dressing on theme for her first voyage.
- Fleet Admiral Lickthyologist was cummendated for acquiring a hook hand for tonight’s trail
- Private QT, was unfazed by the song of sirens, as he shouted “THE MOON! THE MOON”, and was not looking at anyone’s rear.