EWH3 #1442: URAAANIUM FEEEEVER! 2nd Anal Fallout Trail! – November 14th, 2024, Takoma Park Metro (Red Line)

Announcements:

The Mellow Foreskin Cheese Memorial Trial will be held on November 17 at noon. Please rego here.

It’s getting dark earlier and earlier. Please remember your cranium lamps! 

Hares Needed December 26 and January 2!

MM Interest Happy Hour has been rescheduled. New details to cum. Enjoy free beer while learning what it takes (very little) to be one of the most highly regarded board members in DC! 

Ready to welcum in the new MM members? Save the date for EWH3’s 2025 Anal General Meeting on January 11. 

And now for your regularly scheduled programming…

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^{EWH3 #1442: URAAANIUM FEEEEVER! 2nd Anal Fallout Trail!}

URANIUM! Or should we say…. CRANIUM! 

Perception check! BRING YOUR CRANIUM LAMPS!!

The dwellers of Vault 69 welcum you on our 2nd annual journey across the toxic wasteland. Wanna survive? Then show us what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L! Test your Agility by crossing rad infested waters and running through the forest. Is that nuked flora I see? Pop some mentats to increase that Perception as you watch out for glowing fungi that will guide your way…you may even find some perk enhancing Bobbleheads!

If you have any Intelligence, you’d be sure to stock up on chems so your Strength is up to par. Let’s not forget lots of purified water, because this trek will really test your Endurance! 

Friend or foe? Who knows! Charisma can go a long way on the surface, but make sure you steer clear of the mug-ghouls. If you’re Lucky, you may stumble upon a (friendly) fellow traveler! Or…

So, strap on the Pip-Boy and get in your power armor. Grab the Rad-X and be careful!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 14th, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Takoma Park Metro Station

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Takoma Metro

Hares: Pussy has Defects, Just Chris, Vagina is for Lawyers, Naughtya Cum and Eat Me

Trail Details: 

– Runners: 3.5ish mi. first half / 3.2ish. second half 

– Walkers: 2.81 mi first half / 1.68 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 7.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1.25 mi to On-After/ Takoma Metro). 

Bring your own vessel, a CRANIUM LIGHT, DRY SHOES, backup clothes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Takoma Park Metro

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 11:30 PM

Shady Grove – 12:06 AM

On After: Takoma Station Tavern 

(right next to the metro)

Specials: Are you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?